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a stary knight

comic-girl2234:
“ thisisasinkingship:
“ jukaidream:
“ resonance-of-libra:
“This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
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I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this....

comic-girl2234:

thisisasinkingship:

jukaidream:

resonance-of-libra:

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

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I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

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I think I did it wrong

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

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anais-ninja-bitch:

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angrybell:

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jcamcript:

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

Aliens for April…… why not

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

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WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!

Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:

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Me seeing what actually happens:

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Reblogging again for the “April Aliens” part

Why not?

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Sorry dudes, it’s the Kaguya Cadillac science mission

catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.

“I was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission that’s mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles away…” Now THAT’S COOL!

wild

My vote is still aliens

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that-sokovian-bastard:

thelastpilot:

pandoramusicbox09:

kehrite:

maybe it’s just because I’m an Oldfan™ but this book I spotted at the library is absolutely sending me

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CHOOSE YOUR AU

I’m

@thelastpilot, @seecarrun, @encyclopika

LOL thats one way to learn!

Dude who turned AO3 fansplaining into a published book, which one of you nerds did it

I love this is it bad I really want one

stephendann:

pianopadawan:

forcedintostarwars:

At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history 

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes 

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I love him so much

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi

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northeastartist:
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northeastartist:

cryoverkiltmilk:

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majikkant:

ultrafacts:

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

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THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

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Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

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^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

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Yontama.

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a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

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punkartwastaken:

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biglawbear:

pastel-lavender:

shiraglassman:

missweber:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

Honey I hate to break this to you but if blood-as-wine is inside the body-as-bread then that’s just a regular ass human body

He has RISEN

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good-ho-mens:

good-ho-mens:

good-ho-mens:

good-ho-mens:

good-ho-mens:

good-ho-mens:

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

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Nov 21st, 2019

chinookorca:

mikanis:

Full disclaimer, I am a white woman supporting my native friend.

Apryl is a Native woman of the Mohawk Tribe, South Quebec, currently living in Alabama with her son. He’s in kindergarten this year. She’s raising him according to her culture and traditions. The following is all posted with her permission, .

Last Thursday, she gets this from his school:

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She’s obviously concerned. So she writes into the teacher with the following:

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And gets this Response:

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……At which point ‘Concerned’ turns into ‘Disturbed’.

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At which points she gets a phone call from the teacher. She described the following:

“So an admin called me. I started by explaining I am mohawk, where my community is, and how I’ve grown up in and am connected to my culture and people and am raising (Son) the same.


I pointed out I am Disturbed by my understanding of the activities planned and why. They claim to focus on local tribes, but teepees. I explained the history of the headdress craft. I pointed out that dressing up like am Indian for the day is racist as hell.


Then I had to explain what the term redface is because she kept insisting there would be no face paint.


She wishes they’d known I was native before because I would be a great resource for planning future events, but for this one it’s too late to make changes. Dressing up is just in good fun, her daughter did it when she was in kindergarten as well. Detailed some craft making a fringed vest with a paper bag? About how they’ve done this event for twenty years and no one has ever complained. The children really enjoy it every year. She’s willing to give my name and number to the Indian Ed teacher too discuss further events in the future and see about signing (Son) up for the class. (I sent the paperwork in. He wanted to try it. I did this months ago. Also, the fact that we’re native is on all his fucking paperwork).”

So she writes the principal. 

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And Gets this in Response.

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If you wonder whether her son understands the situation:

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In case anyone is having trouble with the pictures, or TLDR:

My friend’s six year old son, a Native boy of the Mohawk tribe, was going to be exposed to his entire grade imitating his cultural heritage, while simultaneously watching them mash some thousand or more respective native tribal cultures into a grab pot of ‘cool’ things to celebrate. They did not consult the local Chickasaw, Chocktaw, or Cherokee tribes to participate, consult, or teach at this event, and instead are going to have the children dress in whatever their white parents’ impression of ‘native attire’ is. They were informed a week ago that this was racist. Apryl has done her due diligence in explaining to them why. They told her to be quiet because the kids have fun and no one has ever complained before. 

We are complaining now. 

She has since written the superintendent of the school district, and submitted a complaint to the ACLU and several of her social media groups for native parents and communities. 

If you have time, Feel free to drop a email or phone call to the principal and help explain why persisting in exposing children to stereotypes of cultures that suffered so greatly at the hands of white colonizers IS, and will ALWAYS BE, a bad idea. 

Principal Alex Hughes

Ahughes@mcssk12.org 

256.851.4670

THIS EVENT IS TOMORROW, it was NOT cancelled or even postponed to address these concerns. Tell Principal Hughes that is it is 2019, and this is unacceptable.

Hey everyone, 

A friend of mine and her son are fighting against a racist school and their “Thanksgiving” plans. They are planning on dressing up and having a “powwow” This needs to end, we need to make sure that they are told as loud as possible that this is not okay. 

Our Indigenous students deserve better. Our Indigenous youth deserve better. No Native child should have to deal with this. 

Please share widely, 

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starker-all-the-way:

pinsir:
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Windex isn’t carbonated
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The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex
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it also implies that op developed immunity to windex
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pinsir:

anarcho-kaibaism:

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

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Windex isn’t carbonated 

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The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

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